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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Help The Terrorists Celebrate Ramadan!

I don't have time to complete my latest Alliance "Precision Guided Humor" Assignment, so I'm relying on you, readers! Leave a comment below, or follow the directions yourself if you have an Alliance blog.

Thank you, and good luck. Now go make me proud!

According to every news story I've ever read (at least in the New York Times), Islam is the "Religion of Peace".

And it seems that the Islamic terrorists are celebrating their holiday month of Ramadan by peacefully blowing up a mosque in Iraq.

YAY! Peace!

Being the happy-go-lucky multicultural sort, I can't help thinking that the American forces in Iraq should - as a gesture of international goodwill - join in this festive celebration.

Your Precision Guided Humor Assignment this week is to answer the question:
How can we help the terrorists celebrate Ramadan?

Post the answer at your own blog and leave a link in the comments to this post, leave a trackback, or e-mail the permalink directly to Alliance.PGH@gmail.com. Entries due by 9pm EDT Wednesday, October 12th and GEBIV will post the round-up Wednesday night. Late entries must be accompanied by a lame excuse.



Anonymous SerandEz said...


The first thing that comes to mind is to supply them with fireworks! Think about it - Ramadan involves fasting every day, then partying every night - what better way to light up the night than with up close fireworks - the bigger, brighter, and louder, the better. How about some earth-shaking, night-lighting, hut-blowing fireworks? Make it a night they'll never forget - or remember, for that matter.


October 11, 2005 3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does your God endorse your hate-filled views? I find it very sad and pathetic that you self-identify as a wingnut Christian, and then blast away with hate-filled rhetoric when you have absolutely ZERO real-life experience to ground your views.

People like you, your friends and your parents, make me glad I fled Livingston County the moment I could. Clearly you reside in an environment where disrespect and hatemongering is the order of the day and you're proud of it!

I urge you to read, sometime, the Bible you thump so loudly, and see if Christianity was really designed to be a propaganda machine for hate?

October 13, 2005 9:23 AM  
Blogger Daniel Christianson said...

"A propaganda machine for hate"?!!

I love this blog.

October 16, 2005 8:54 PM  

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