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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Fat-Bottomed Republicans

To the Tune of Fat-Bottomed Girls, by Queen

Oh, you picked John McCain tonight
Ah, Dressed up in some red-hued lies
But his liberal side will soon come out
Republicans,
When he wins, the liberal’s coming out.

Hey I was just a politician
Never knew no truth from fiction
But I knew they just pick reds for the GOP
So I hid all my positions
And I hired rhetoricians
And my consultants made a Republican out of me.

Hey Hey!

Lobbyists across the land
Come to me with cash in hand
They know they can turn my vote which every way,
But my independent style
Will trick you voters for awhile,
Just long enough for me to win the pres’dency.

Oh, you picked John McCain tonight
Ah, Dressed up in some red-hued lies
But his liberal side will soon come out
Republicans,
When he wins, the liberal’s coming out.
Republicans,
When he wins, the liberal’s coming out


Hey listen here
Now you’ve mortgaged all your homes
deep in debt with all them loans
Aint no money left in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I’ll still get my pleasure
I’ll still tax away your treasure
I’m only red until I win the pres’dency
Now get this

Oh, you picked John McCain tonight
Ah, Dressed up in some red-hued lies
But his liberal side will soon come out
Republicans,
When he wins, the liberal’s coming out.
Republicans,
When he wins, the liberal’s coming out

McCain is full of Lies!

Ooh, yeah them Republicans
Republicans
Yeah yeah yeah
He’s no Republican
No, no

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me


Hey hey!

I’ve been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time


Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this


Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Get on your bikes and ride!

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

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